and there it starts... my Mobile freaked at 7.30 A.M in the morning....this very song is set by me as the alarm tone to get up...signifies "A new morning ....refreshing ..fresh as a dew...and all that you can imagine from a "Morning" as referred by our great poets and writers..but believe me nothing feels refreshing and cozy as a sleep ...so whats next ..you're right...I just somehow manage to shut Arjun's mouth and get back to my refreshing ..replenishing ..ssssllllleeeeepppp.....but then ..these creepy gadgets have a SNOOZE alarm feature which makes Arjun again go berserk but after 10 minutes..and every enginner will agree with me that 10 min more sleep is just as good as it gets...
Finally I managed to be on my feet at 8 ....gradually the morning seems to be more like what Arjun was shouting half an hour back.. .and I also came to terms with what our great Poets had said about waking up in the "Brahm kaal" .....needless to mention that my brahm kaal is around 8 AM....thanks to my Raatrikaaleeen Sabhas on Orkut and Yahoo.
So mission kicks-off at 8 ...The foremost thing ..Hold that daemon gadget that had led to all this...and call Abhishek Kumar ...yeah neither akshay nor Dileep ....he's Mr. Cool ..no matter what the situation is he takes no tension....and always makes me land our College after 10.30 (well the classes start at 10)...the reason for calling is whether any of our mates are going to collg ...and then finally we discuss whether are "WE" going or not....it was told by Mr. Cool that today is our midsem test and we have to go in any case ....now this is FIRST POINT TO BE NOTED : I can say some things make our college the best..... one of them is that they conduct three Midsems per sem and that's a blessing in disguise for us "good for nothing" homo-sapiens. The midsem news did'nt came as a shock ... all it managed to do was to make us take a pledge that "Agle mein phod denge"..well this luxury is special and unique ...only in GEC.
So it was not a matter of choice but compulsion to go. Next thing is to tell Mom that whether her son is going or not.......slowly and gradually my mom had also came to terms that her son is not in school now ,..... I still remember on 17 aug 2007 that was my counselling date how she and my sis urged me not to join this insti and go for other collg... some of the reasons were
- 1. Bohot ragging hoti hain. (too much ragging as its Govt College)
- 2. Ladayi jhagde .....gunde bante hain wahan.(too much fight and groupism )
- 3. Sessional nhi milte (No Good sessional Marks)...and many many .....
So Mom asked whether she should make anything for my lunch....whether I say no or yes ..outcome is same....which is I still carry a tiffin box to collg.And when asked about what to make....my universal answer is "make anything that is done till 9.45".
As I came to know about the Test being today ...I took a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and sighted few qns.. ( the seven spaces is name of a book ...which every Engineer in RGPV has worshipped and u need not to be genius to guess its name.
At around 10. Mr Cool appeared in front of my house on His LML (le mat lena) ADRENO which seems A MASCULINE BIKE ...except for its horn ..its horn is like...a 1980 Modeled bajaj Priya scooter horn.... which is just capable to indulge my neighbour's dog to bark at a ridiculously irritating rate. Well thats the signal for me...that Mr. cool has arrived.....now its time to wonder whose turn is it to take byk...after a while the agreement is made for that.
And here we go off .....just managed to get to turn one of the street ..it bumped in Mr Cool's mind where is the helmet ?...Ah..Sh*t not again....we forgot the head gear ..carrying a helmet was again a compulsion as its not possible to invade Our Collg Campus without it ....I remember once we forgot that head-gear and that made us to walk kms in our campus..yeah its like hell..from the main entrance to the insti its almost 2kms .fortunately we found a byk with familier creatures on it , they took both of us to make 4 on one byk, we surely must have been looking idiots to say the least but we forgot to care after we took admission here. ..We didnt want to witness that scene again ........so we went back home to get the helmet.
Finally we were off .....just to get stuck in the traffic at the Polytechnic Kamla Park road....its terrible...it sucks..being in the condition I always wonder Chauhan Sahab(apna CM) has spent all his money to broaden Link roads .....What about these.?? ...but thats it..I can't do more than to think in that way...rather it occupies my mind till we get clear ..
We pass shani mandir and bow our head almost unknowingly.....its in our head .. we Indians always do that...be it a mandir aur a dargah...smell of incense sticks coming out from the dargah at the Marine Drive....just feels so good that I cant write it out here.
Marine drive is the best part....of our routine journey to colg.....We blaze of the 5 Kms at some speed.........Mr Cool interrupted the silence of the Upper lake to Say "Abe kutte kuch padha de..maine kuch nhi padha"...I said even I hadn't but who listens to me....I opened that seven lettered name BooK..to Shout out ..CMRR ....ccooooommmmooonn Mooode reeeeeeeejection ratiooooooo Mr cool shouted and said "Properly" this got me a little pissed off...how was I supposed to be proper on a vehicle blazing at 70 kmph, I shouted at him..and got into a verbal fight... just as we were busy abusing each other a Maruti Gypsy overtooked us, an uncle sitting inside it gave me a "Retired Brigadier Look" as if he felt petrifying me, I returned the same to him but with a wide grin, I was too strong to be bothered by that looks rather I should say I became a bit shameless after I took admission in this Insti. I gave few more definitions till Mr. Cool thought it was enough for his head to hold.
At 10.30 We landed In the college....Mr cool's byks silencer was so hot that that you could make a chappati on it...I've to mind this Silencer as this LML adreno has no foot rest on the right side which makes lyf difficult for me. Standing their and combing our hair is regular phenomena for us.
After its done, we made into the Premises .....shaking hands with 2-3 dozen of mates, we made it to the front of CS Department. Its the place to hangout ...untill an Alien Creature who wears his trousers till his lungs (Our Director)(I wonder he must be having rash marks around his chest )..comes out and starts with his routine doze of Abusive words "Haramzyade" being his fav..... (other words..... All UITians know it very well).
Chit-chatting with our frnds, we made it to the class.. only to know that Midsem has started.....We made our way to rooms ..Mr cool has his class on the ground floor..and I had to give the test in class at the 1st floor.
30 mins passed, n I went downstairs...60 Percent class was out...before even half hour.. busy abusing the faculty, Mr Cool was one of those....I too joined the party...Lashed out for 10 mins and then ..just was back to normal. In the midst I asked about the next one, and I was not surprised to see ..that nobody had idea for the next. It was decided that Galz would be asked ...and so we did.
Again we were in front of cs dept. ...and here came our alien this time with a few files ...he came to us and did what he does best. For a moment everybody took cover(as if some hazardous gas had leaked in the vicinity) and then we were back at same place as if nobody cared.
I decided to issue books from Library ...and it was not the first ever time I decided to do so...I've tried many times but was unable to do so. This time I had the mind made up and got to Central Lib..some of my frnz accompanied me as if it was historical moment ..to some extent it was ...reason being that I'm in 4 th sem now and I havent issued a single book from the lib. I got to the counter and gave my ID card ..The librarian (who looked like a frustrated Trauma Center guy)said..which yr ? ..I said 2nd , he said...yr of admission..? ..I replied 2007-11 batch sir. He said "library ki yaad kaise aayi"...I said in mind WTF has it to do with you...but smiled to keep things As mr. CoOl would suggest...he then said to my frnz "Inki to foto leni chaiye" . My frns got more crazy (as if they were'nt untill that moment) and started laughing as hell...I patiently waited and got the books...remembering the famous proverb "Every dog has his day"..It was certainly that Trauma center Guy's day. But I was happy to be having books frm Lib....as today is 17 march 09 (I took admission in August 2007)..just as i walked out of Library Mr. Cool appeared with a smile..not very pleasing..and asked me to give him one of the book.. saying he needs it dearly ..this... book I issued just now ...I said no no....but who listens to me. Finally the little pleasure I had moments ago also vanished. I reminded myself it's just matter of days and I'll get it back after sometime as if book was my GF.
We got back to where we belong, the CS dept and chatted for a while...n gradually everybody left one by one.Second POINT TO BE NOTED..Our collg gives us this luxury...... what we refer as in invitation cards for marriages which says "aapke aagman tak"..yes...we can come and move out at will BUT electrical students are not given any luxury what so ever(due to T EFFECT)....ofcourse we've to face consequences related to the third reason which my mom and sis gave for not to join GEC.
So Mr. Cool and I went to the place where he parked his GF (ofcourse byks are boys 1st GFs).
We took off from there, just as we were about to leave the premises, Mr cool took a hault and said "what about coke?" I said no problem, I mean who has it at 2 PM when sun means business. We got to the SANCHI parlour(the significance of this place will be evident from the fact that students spend more time here than their classes), all our seniors were parked there with trademark grins on each face, as we were in 2nd yr it was not much of a problem to get there,had it been 1st we should'nt have landed home with our cheeks with same complexion as it was before getting there. We shook hands say a dozen times more and Mr cool ordered two coke , just as we opened it , we saw a group of guyz 200 mts away staring at us , just when they came closer we realized they were not just guys they were similar to herd of hungry bulls left untied and more for our trouble they were from same stable "CSE", We knew its time to gulp in as much as we can, Mr cool was a specialist in this, he didnt took time to empty his share, I alwayz had problem to drink at such rate, result was expected-- the herd took over and drank the rest left in mine. Again it was Hand shake time....we did it and left from the place.
It was time for both of us to fill ears with headphones and blaze back home with Coldplay and Metallica playing for me and him respectively.
In 20 min we were back at my home courtesy some fast driving. He stayed for a while in front of my home..we chatted little less energetically ...as both were tired, nobody did blast a Pj as it was mutually understood that none had the mood.
Mr cool drove away to his home and I got in my den..rested and had a sleep for an hour before my JAVA classes...I often wonder how long will we be going to classes.....wondering about this stupid thought, sleep caught me.
At 9 PM I came back home......classes were over at 7 :P. It was time for my Raatrikaaleen sabha as Vividh Bharti Anchors would say, and Orkut Yahoo, Gtalk all was going on all guns blazing . It was 11.30 when I left my frnz ...who were still Online.
Just as I was preparing to go down to my refreshing replenishing sleep, Mr Cool called me and said.. the Book has been lost.....I shouted ..till I can and then disconnected it.
I took my Mobile and started a song playing in my ears which coincidently said "EVERYTHING'S NOT LOST" a song by Coldplay.
It was 7.30AM and morning silence was pampered ...
"subah subah ye kya hua....na jaane kyon ab main hawaaaoon mein chal raha hoon..."
